>The Top-n ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars.
> (drumroll,please...)
>
> 1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that
> year,instead of before.
>
> 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a
> new car.
>
> 3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to
> restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
>
> 4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you
> bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
>
> 5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. Wait a sec,
> it's that way NOW!
>
> 6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice
> as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
>
> 7. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be replaced
> with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
>
> 8. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars,
> forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands
> for years.
>
> 9. We would still be waiting on the "6000 sux 58'" model to come out.
>
> 10. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
>
> 11. Lee Iacocca would be hired-on as Bill G.'s chauffeur.
>
> 12. The US government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker,
> instead of giving them.
>
> 13. New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.
>
> 14. Ford, General Motors, and Chrysler would all be complaining
> because Microsoft was putting a radio in all its models.
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