alt.humor.best-of-usenet

Michael S. Byrd (mbyrd@nebula.tbe.com)
Thu, 21 Sep 1995 11:05:06 -0500 (CDT)

My, my. Look who made the best of usenet...

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Subject: [winternet.suggestions] Re: I suggest.....
From: Rich Ahrens, rma@winternet.com
From: obrenov@winternet.com (David Brian Obrenov)
Newsgroups: winternet.suggestions
Subject: Re: I suggest.....

Tony Thompson (captony@winternet.com) wrote:

> Uhhhhhh, after looking for something you know, kinda up YOUR alley.
> I thought that in fact I would point you in the right direction, I dunno
> if they got a mailing list or what, but I suggest you check out....
> http://smallpenis.org

> (I was damn surprised to see that there actually IS such a WEBPAGE!!!)
I'm not sure why....haven't all the flamewars clued you into the fact
that most people on the net have entirely too much free time and/or no life?

I will not delve into the size of my penis here. The subject along could
fill volumes. No pun intended. I do not intend to post measurements
or specs, suffice to say I'm quite pleased with it, and how it works.

I don't think I'd trade it in for another, at least not until I can get
a penis which supports MacOS System 8. But that won't be out for a few
years.

Smallpenis org? I've often questioned the sanity of men who feel the
need to stand around (or sit around) and discuss the size of their
penii, whether they claim they are large or small, or just right.

To me, the penis is a somewhat personal subject. Much like most other
body parts, I have little interest in other peoples'. I do not want
to hear how big someone's elbow is, nor their left nostril, just as I
do not care how big their penis is. I do not care how hairy their
palms are, nor their buttocks, just as I do not care to hear how
hairy their penis is.

Frankly, I don't care much about penii in general, I'm just happy to
have one.

This message was NOT brought to you by the penis-appreciators of America.

obrenov

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Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

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