I have considered this, and I have rejected this possibility due to the
negative results it would have on the Internet community:
1. Increased impotence in male viewers, since less than one percent of
them can measure up.
2. Decreased sexual desire in female viewers, since their mates can't
measure up.
3. When he saw a movie starring Long Dong Silver, Clarence Thomas (now a
Supreme Court justice) alledgedly sexually harassed one of his coworkers
(Anita Hill???). If he sees me on a web page, Sandra Day O'Connor is
doomed.
-Matthew Grossman
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