Re: bizzy's plea
Glenn Wehmeyer (gdw@primenet.com)
Sun, 20 Aug 1995 14:21:38 -0700
>Well, I've finally decided to break down and ask for op privileges on
>#macintosh. So, off I went, and began an essay worthy of a college
>application.
>Suddenly, it hit me- this was why I never went to college.
>
>Why would I like to be an op? I spend a lot of time on #mac. Often I find
>myself frustrated by disruptive or abusive users. Since I live in Hawaii,
>I'm on when most other ops are either sleeping or out having real lives- an
>irristible oppertunity for the freaks to crawl out of the woodwork.
>
>As many of you know, my girlfriend Elaine is on her way back to college in
>Ohio. One of the only ways I'll be able to talk to her is through irc.
>Preventing people from harassing her is an important issue for me,
>obviously.
>
>I've decided to save everyone some time, and came up with a personal Top
>Ten Reasons Why Bizz Shouldn't Be an Op. Here they are:
>
>10: Constantly whines about his love life
> 9: Doesn't have a Really Big Dick
> 8: Caught being an op on #lamerz
> 7: Known to occasionally flood himself
> 6: Lives in Hawaii, hates the beach
> 5: Often is on irc butt naked, out of sheer laziness
> 4: His girlfriend lives in Ohio, for god's sake!
> 3: Gave away the secret about Quigzy's underwear
> 2: Has the most irritating .ircrc in known universe
>
>And the number one Reason Why Bizz Shouldn't Be an Op:
>
> 1: He's a moron!
>
>If you decide that these faults aren't totally damning, and find it in your
>hearts to forgive me for having them, I would be eternally greatful for the
>distinction of being an op.
>
>Moronically yours;
>
><a href="http://www.aloha.com/~matt/">
>
>Matt (bizzy)
Laughed so hard I almost darkened my underwear.. A big thumbs up..
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