Why would I like to be an op? I spend a lot of time on #mac. Often I find
myself frustrated by disruptive or abusive users. Since I live in Hawaii,
I'm on when most other ops are either sleeping or out having real lives- an
irristible oppertunity for the freaks to crawl out of the woodwork.
As many of you know, my girlfriend Elaine is on her way back to college in
Ohio. One of the only ways I'll be able to talk to her is through irc.
Preventing people from harassing her is an important issue for me,
obviously.
I've decided to save everyone some time, and came up with a personal Top
Ten Reasons Why Bizz Shouldn't Be an Op. Here they are:
10: Constantly whines about his love life
9: Doesn't have a Really Big Dick
8: Caught being an op on #lamerz
7: Known to occasionally flood himself
6: Lives in Hawaii, hates the beach
5: Often is on irc butt naked, out of sheer laziness
4: His girlfriend lives in Ohio, for god's sake!
3: Gave away the secret about Quigzy's underwear
2: Has the most irritating .ircrc in known universe
And the number one Reason Why Bizz Shouldn't Be an Op:
1: He's a moron!
If you decide that these faults aren't totally damning, and find it in your
hearts to forgive me for having them, I would be eternally greatful for the
distinction of being an op.
Moronically yours;
<a href="http://www.aloha.com/~matt/">
Matt (bizzy)
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