The Birth of the Plan--
-> *The_Nerd* I have a good idea to do to Irving.
*The_Nerd* What?
-> *The_Nerd* Ever change your name to You and send msgs to someone?
*The_Nerd* I know a gay couple that lives in Seattle... maybe we can
*The_Nerd* get him into an online romance then have one of them meet him
as the
lover. :^)
*The_Nerd* Never tryed the you thing... why?
-> *The_Nerd* Heh.
*The_Nerd* :^)
-> *The_Nerd* Like it?
*The_Nerd* Yes... almost as much fun as sending mail from god@heaven.org
-> *The_Nerd* I did You have a secret admirer.
-> *The_Nerd* Heheheheh :)
*The_Nerd* Hmm... should I register heaven.com? Maybe as Heavenly encounters
lingerie or something... then I can really send mail from god@heaven.com.
-> *The_Nerd* Dammit he figured it out!
-> *The_Nerd* Heh :)
<Ruok> Mtreal I think so but not the new Quad
<Irving> heh...does anyone else have a secret admirer? I just got one..
<mtreal> hmmmph. ruok you might check tomorrow when the gods that be are
awake.
either nerd, barry or one of the others shld know about the cdrom
*The_Nerd* I hate when that happens!!!
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<Ruok> Cool(((-:
<mtreal> and how did you discover this admirer irving?
-> *The_Nerd* he isn't identifying the address though!!!
-> *The_Nerd* Hehehhe!
*The_Nerd* Do **You** have any interesting transcripts from AOL or did I get
all the action?
<EvilDrone> yeah Irv?
<mtreal> plus dont buy it yet :)
*** Signoff: Gogul (Connection reset by peer)
*** Action: EvilDrone taps his fingers <Tap tap tap>
-> *The_Nerd* -> *Irving* you weren't supposed to figure it out.
-> *The_Nerd* *Irving* I'm just good...
-> *The_Nerd* *Irving* how'd you know who I was?
-> *The_Nerd* -> *Irving* I hang out on the #macintosh channel from time to
time.
<mtreal> yes???
-> *The_Nerd* Hahahahah! I get to mess with him afterall.
<mtreal> i guess its so secret evil, irving doesnt even know.
<EvilDrone> I am waiting for Irv to anwser you Q.
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*The_Nerd* **You** are evil! I love it!
*** Action: EvilDrone grins evilly ;)
<Irving> what was the question??
<Irving> ok...Who's "no" ?
<mtreal> geeeeeee - irv!
<mtreal> no? must be nostalgia.. who else?
<Irving> Oh...Sleepy is /msging me... :)
-> *The_Nerd* Yeah, I think barrydom is the highest honor.
<EvilDrone> and how did you discover this admirer irving?
> What I am here as nostalgia
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-> *The_Nerd* Hah! This is fun, check out what irving is saying publicly.
<mtreal> we are hunting for irv's admirer.
<VanGogh> I am using a powerbook 150 does that mean I can't run appletalk
because I am using the port for my connection to my server ?
<Irving> she tried to get away with saying "you have a secret admirer and
changing her nick really quick...she wasn't expecting me to do a /whowas I
guess.. :O)
<Irving> damn I'm good... :)
*** Action: EvilDrone smiles :)
-> *The_Nerd* I might just pee :)
> Irving, you with an admirer, I would like to wake the girl up, wait after
tonight, are you sure it is a girl?
*The_Nerd* That could do more damage to your computer than Coke. :^)
<EvilDrone> heheeheheheheheheheh
-> *The_Nerd* This would be fun to save the buffer, and do a poundmac mailing
:)
<Irving> Nostalgia: It's Sleepy
-> *The_Nerd* Irving as the one I am having sex with.
*The_Nerd* Don't type about it... do it! :^)
<EvilDrone> mabe its a bot
And Nostalgia in action---
*Irving* I'm just good...
*Irving* how'd you know who I was?
-> *Irving* I hang out on the #macintosh channel from time to time.
*Irving* ahh... as whom? :)
-> *Irving* Differnet nicks, sometimes as Sleepy, or Pugo.
*Irving* what are you DOING anyway? :)
*** CTCP FINGER from Irving
*masood* hi, are oyu the henna i know
-> *Irving* I am just in the void.
-> *masood* I doubt it.
*masood* ok
*** CTCP PING from masood: 800451983
*Irving* In real life: ??? ......Very informative... :P
*Irving* you take all the fun out of being good...:)
-> *Irving* Oh yeah, I have a new acct, and I haven't figured out how to do
+those things.
*Irving* hehehe... cool...How old are you anyway? I forget...
*Irving* I'm 20 btw...
-> *Irving* 18 Actually, just finished my freshman year.
*Irving* wow.not bad..I think you're a year ahead of me.
-> *Irving* I am on a friends computer, she is asleep, and I am playing with
+her Photoshop.
*Irving* that is...I wasn't 18 when I finished my freshman yhear... :) 19
-> *Irving* Oh. Are you always as nice as you are on #macintosh?
*Irving* usually, yeah...why? you like bad boys or something?
*Irving* ;)
-> *Irving* Not particularly. Not to get serious with.
*Irving* good girl! :) You're in Arizona?
*Irving* oh...just your irc server?
*Irving* what on earth is maricoopa?
*Irving* copa?
-> *Irving* In Arizona, in a small town called Mesa.
*Irving* ahh...too bad. :~( And here I am in seattle soon to move to FL.
-> *Irving* As long as you are on the internet you are close enough.
*Irving* This is great...Bugs Bunny has been on for the last 2.5 hours...:)
-> *Irving* Speaking of bad people, that Nastalgia is sick. I wonder what she
+does in real life, after seeing what she does on the channel.
*Irving* oooh..now Scooby Doo! Haven't seen that in years.. :)
*Irving* hehehe..She's not usually that bad at all...You should have been
+there the other night...Jodfer was drunk... (we think..)
*Irving* And Hokusai was out for my blood...
-> *Irving* Strange women on irc.
*Irving* heheh...yup
*Irving* in this case, strange="excited"
-> *Irving* You have lots of women there, how come you don't pick them up?
*Irving* WHERE? I live in an area infested with mexican gangs and what seems
+like the highest concentration of married 20 years olds you can imagine...
*Irving* I'm not IN seattle...about 2 hours away....
-> *Irving* Oh, then you and Floop have alot in common, but he is married, so
+he doesn't have to worry about women, just a woman.
*Irving* Hate to leave, but I draw the line at 515 am....seeya later...
-> *Irving* Speaking of the #macintosh channel, I once asked about you, and
+some of the ops said you were related to Wil Wheaton of Next Generation Star
+Trek, is that true?
*Irving* Lets put it this way....my coworker KNOWS Wil...
-> *Irving* Oh neat. I have a question, do you know who I am?
*Irving* I'll stay a bit longer..
*Irving* nope..who?
*Irving* Anyway, no...the running joke is that I resemble him...especially in
+my homer face..
*Irving* so who are you?
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*** Topic for #macintosh: Please wait...
*** Users on #macintosh: Henna pcfe Opticals @The_Nerd @Irving EvilDrone
+mtreal @MacServ @Nostalgia @Doppler @Tris Zelix_ @tHiNGLES
*** Mode change "+o Henna" on channel #macintosh by MacServ
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<EvilDrone> ouch!
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<mtreal> wow!
> Can you say Roseann?
> hahahahaha!
<Irving> what was that for? :~(
<mtreal> can you say why?
*** Signoff: Syco (Connection reset by peer)
<Irving> who?
*** Henna is now known as Miela
> :p
<Irving> oh geez
* The_Nerd falls on his ass laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* EvilDrone is in the dark..
*** Signon by miela detected
* Miela is hyperventilating!
* EvilDrone grins evilly ;)
*The_Nerd* *Irving* Op me man...I've GOT to kick her...
*Irving* MacServ be damned.
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> Irving, next time, check the PoundMac Mailing list.
<Opticals> What : Try Procomm fer windows
*** Mode change "+o-o Irving Irving" on channel #macintosh by The_Nerd
<EvilDrone> ohhhh just for a second...
<EvilDrone> muhahahaha.
*The_Nerd* Send the transcript to the listserv!!!
> Irving, don't go around msing for ops :)
<Irving> yeah yeah...
<Irving> Oh..I see what I did...DANG!
<EvilDrone> who need ops... I have fun just being here.
* The_Nerd gives Nostalgia a congratulatory hug.
> Irving, sweetie, I love you like a big sister.
<The_Nerd> (& Miela too :^) )
<mtreal> ah, admit evil! ya like hanging with me\
<EvilDrone> tis true mtreal.
<Irving> I've GOT a sister...no thanks
*** Mode change "+o mtreal" on channel #macintosh by MacServ
<mtreal> thanks evil :)
<mtreal> and a bot nod of thanks to the mighty macserv
<Nostalgia> So irving, tell us more about your secret admirer.
<The_Nerd> /massop :^)
* Irving slams his head against the keyboard a few dozen times..
*** Signoff: pcfe (l8er)
<Irving> it feels FINE dammit!
<EvilDrone> I am tring not to be an op.
*** Mode change "+o Irving" on channel #macintosh by Miela
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-MacServ- Sorry, you are not on the List :)
*** Mode change "-o Irving" on channel #macintosh by MacServ
* Irving grabs the kit from the Nerd and sews his fingers all together...now
+he can cause no trouble...
<Irving> do it again...I'm ready this time.. :)))
<Irving> /kick #macintosh Miela I'll get you my pretty...and your little Mac
+too...
<Irving> in my clipboard..ready to go...
* The_Nerd can't stop laughing.
* EvilDrone frees The nerd.
<Irving> do it...I dare you!
*** Mode change "+o EvilDrone" on channel #macintosh by MacServ
*** Mode change "+o Irving" on channel #macintosh by Miela
-MacServ- Sorry, you are not on the List :)
*** Mode change "-o Irving" on channel #macintosh by MacServ
<Irving> /kick #macintosh Miela I'll get you my pretty...and your little Mac
+too...
> It's test Leigh's bot time :)
*** Mode change "-o EvilDrone" on channel #macintosh by MacServ
*** Mode change "+o Irving" on channel #macintosh by Miela
-MacServ- Sorry, you are not on the List :)
*** Mode change "-o Irving" on channel #macintosh by MacServ
<Irving> darn..it's too fast.
*** Mode change "-o+oo MacServ Irving MacServ" on channel #macintosh by Tris
*** You have been kicked off channel #macintosh by Irving (I'll get you my
+pretty...and your little Mac too...)
> If I was like most women Irving, I would say three strikes and you are out.
*The_Nerd* No kidding!
<Irving> I've got dibs! :)
<EvilDrone> see I am still not an Op and I can still laugh my ass off.
<The_Nerd> Irving-You don't have ops, dude.
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Irving> nono no no n
<Tris> please wait...
<Irving> no no
<Irving> no
<Irving> no
<Tris> please wait...
<Irving> no
<Irving> no
<Tris> please wait...
<Tris> please wait...
<Irving> stop
<Tris> please wait...
<Irving> stop
<Tris> please wait...
*** Tris has been kicked off channel #macintosh by The_Nerd (flood)
<Irving> stop
<Irving> stop
> please hate...
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<Irving> :P
<Tris> i am going to kill this script, you know
<EvilDrone> ooooookkkkkk
<The_Nerd> Tris-Yep...
*** Nostalgia has changed the topic on channel #macintosh to It's pick on
Irving night!
<Irving> kill me
<Irving> just kill me
*** Action: The_Nerd gets out his chainsaw.
*** Action: EvilDrone shoots Irv
<DrLecter> ok
<Irving> yeah, well, none of the women I know give me even one strike.. :~(
<Irving> life sucks
<The_Nerd> *** Permission Denied-You're not an IRC operator
<mtreal> irving quit it! unless you are quasimodo - you are mistaken!
<Irving> I'm so miserable
<Irving> I hate me..
<The_Nerd> Hmm... won't see that one too much longer. ;^)
<Irving> I'm such a failure
<mtreal> you are not. dont have a pity party.
<Irving> I suck
<Irving> Nobody likes me
> Irving, you are a wonderful guy.
<Irving> everybody hates me
<Irving> I think I'll go eat worms
<Tris> Irving, you suck.
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> Irving, its part of the sibling rivalry.
<DrLecter> I think Irving is yanking our chains.
<Irving> short fat ugly ones...
<The_Nerd> Irving-You'll suck? I've got a chick for you.. in Arkansas.
<The_Nerd> Irving-You'll just have to wear a dress to do it...
<Irving> I know ... The babes are missing out beyond belief...I'm a great
guy...
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<Irving> I make you all look like idiots..I'm so great.
THE END!!!