Mikeyff: where is here?
NerdWeb: In the middle of no where in Tennessee.
Mikeyff: i'm in arkansas, not a lot to lick here
NerdWeb: Just what Hillary didn't get to first.
Mikeyff: never licked anyone Hillary licked
Mikeyff: i'm just sitting here naked watching some porno, how about you
NerdWeb: I'm looking for some on the new World Wide Web Browser
Mikeyff: have not been on WWW yet
NerdWeb: I haven't found anything "good" yet...
Mikeyff: let me know if you do
NerdWeb: Will do.
Mikeyff: anything happening in tenn tonight?
NerdWeb: Not really... just got a new box of C cells & I'm lookin' for an
excuse to use 'em.
Mikeyff: i'm sure you could find a way to use them all!
Mikeyff: i know mine are starting to fade
NerdWeb: Yep... but it's an hour's drive to buy more... these have to last.
:^(
Mikeyff: you always ahve the old fashion manual way
Mikeyff: sorry, it should be have, i've had a little to drink
NerdWeb: Me too... and a little MaryJane to go with it.
NerdWeb: Do you smoke the evil weed?
Mikeyff: whenever i can, makes'em more intense
NerdWeb: I grow my own... living in the boonies has its advantages.
Mikeyff: that's for sure
NerdWeb: Nothing like a little weed, a little booze and a little muff to make
your evening complete...
Mikeyff: i got the booze, i need some weed, and i playing with my own muff,
but, it does feel good!!
NerdWeb: Of course a little weed, a little booze and a lot of muff is even
better.
Mikeyff: 3 or 4 at least
NerdWeb: Damn it! The battery cover just broke on my vibrator!
NerdWeb: Time to break out the rubber gloves & do it the old fashioned way...
NerdWeb: Gloves are a must when you're a gardener... dirt under your nails
can cause all sorts of nasty problems. :(
NerdWeb: I need someone to do this for me.
Mikeyff: dirt under your nails isn't a problem if you have someone to use
their tongue!
NerdWeb: Are you volunteering?
Mikeyff: i wish i could be there, i'm already on my second O!
NerdWeb: Whoa! You get off a lot easier than I do.
Mikeyff: a good vibrator and a great video help alot, plus i'm multi-orgasmic
NerdWeb: I am too... just takes a lot longer without mechanical help...
Mikeyff: sitting here playing with myself, i'd like to know what your breasts
are like
NerdWeb: Kind of pointy and very firm.
Mikeyff: and your nipples?, i love licking nipples
NerdWeb: Very large and really red. How 'bout you?
Mikeyff: my tits aren't big, but i have big pointy nipple's, and their very
sensitive
NerdWeb: I wish I was there to stroke them gently.
Mikeyff: wait, i'm watching a great fuck movie and two beauties are 69'ing, i
think i'm coming again! oooooooooooooooo
NerdWeb: Damn! I'm jealous!
Mikeyff: ooooohhhh, that was good, but i'm getting the carpet wet, are you
wet?
NerdWeb: There's a big spot on this computer chair.
Mikeyff: make that spot bigger. i love the feel of my clit between my
fingers, how about you?
NerdWeb: I'd love the feel of your clit between my fingers too.
Mikeyff: i'd rather have your tongue on it, and your head between my long
legs!
NerdWeb: Only if your tongue was on mine.
Mikeyff: 69, i love it, i'm shaved, how about you?
NerdWeb: Just a small patch of fine hair far from the action.
Mikeyff: oohh, i love direct contact with the clit, tell me your fantasy.
NerdWeb: I want you to nibble on my clit, and stroke it in gentle circular
motions. Then gently probe me with a thin smooth vibrator.
Mikeyff: i'd love to have you sit on my face and nibble on your clit and have
you cum in my mouth, do you know of a third who could suck on my tits and
maybe a fourth to lick my pussy?
Mikeyff: this is a great fuck movie, i think i'm going to cum
again...........................
NerdWeb: Only if you show up in a short red dress, black fish nets & garters
and a push up bra
NerdWeb: I'm getting there... any minute now...
Mikeyff: anything to get a great pussy licking!!! keep going!!!! rub that
clit!!
NerdWeb: I know someone that'll lick your pussy and I've got a German Shepard
that loves tits.
NerdWeb: I don't know why, but nothing turns me on like the smell of flea
powder.
Mikeyff: i'm getting lose again too, my pussy is soooo wet and feels sooo
good.
NerdWeb: Here it comes...
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NerdWeb: djuy7uji5776i756er
Mikeyff: that should be getting close again, i'm kind of preoccupied, tell me
how yours feels
Mikeyff: dhgkgfkjflgliugiugfu!!!!!!!
Mikeyff: it's cumming again, 3rd
NerdWeb: Sorry... I knocked the keyboard onto the floor and smacked it a
bit. My god!
NerdWeb: Soft and warm, with drops of dew just glistening around my tunnel.
Feels like the softest skin, with just a bit of hair above my mound.
Mikeyff: tell me about your pussy, i have a pretty good size clit, small lips
and am really tight, and i squirt when i cum
Mikeyff: my pussy is spasming now and is really wet. my clit is really
sensitive and feels great when i rub it, i'm getting my vibrator warmed up
now, i want another O
NerdWeb: Oh my god! I just got the mouse all wet! I'd better turn this
thing off so I can dry it. :^(
Mikeyff: dry it off quick. you need to cum again
NerdWeb: I want to probe my tongue in and out of your tight notch while I
kneed your breasts and pinch your nipples. How about tomorrow night?
Mikeyff: i would love tomorrow night, what time, - how about cumming with me
once more tonight?
NerdWeb: I can't afford to replace this mouse right now. Same time tomorrow?
Mikeyff: cumming again, can't wait - keep that pussy wet for me
Mikeyff: tdktyf;iug'oih'lih;iulyuf;f
Mikeyff: ytdiytdtcluyfouyf
NerdWeb: Good night my sweet (and wet!!!)... Til we _meat_ again...